11.11.2019

SOUNDS OF THE SEASON - Autumn, pt. 2


Well, we've reached the end of this Mobius loop of mood music and we're just about all outta bubblegum. As we enter the second half of fall, enshrouded in cold & darkness, we're presented with new flavors and toppings; October 2019 has been laid to rest in the mass graves of my mind, and there's very little time to mourn. So let's not!

Like I wrote last time, Autumn presents several headliner Holidays. And if you weren't aware, we dig Holidays - a lot. All traditional or antiquated beliefs aside, it's wonderful to continually have a reason to celebrate life in a way that coincides with the astonishing transition of seasons, and the majesty of nature demands a soundtrack... And movies... And movie soundtracks.

The best Holidays come with movies, and so, once again, this list is modestly populated with soundtracks, as they're the strongest aid in embracing the present. But I think we're beyond excuses at this point (and maybe even surprises too), but this series wasn't designed for debate: as usual, we can only ever hope that we've a.) provided suggestions, b.) discovered we may shop at the same store, or c.) prompted you to be more consistently conscious of the correlation between your tunes and the time of day (you know, if you weren't already).

Rounding out the year, here's Part 2 of Autumn Sounds of the Season. Keep rockin' on.

- Paul


Younger Now Miley Cyrus (2017)
In 2017, for the entire month of December, I was either too cold, too tired, or absolutely fatigued with all the Christmas music the year had to offer. As a result, this album played front to back on an endless loop for nearly four calendar weeks. And so now, Summer romps and sultry serenades like "Malibu," "Rainbowland," and "Love Someone" only bring to mind early morning grays and numb fingers.
Twerk for days.



Bringing Out the Dead (Soundtrack) Various Artists (1999)
No album on this or any of the other past lists have been so viscerally, emotionally tied to a time of year than the Bringing Out the Dead OST. The film came out in November, and I nearly-simultaneously obtained the soundtrack, and this collection of songs in this order became the mood of my existence, and that mood carried over well into the following year. The album is eclectic but still within the boundaries of Marty's yard: "Nowhere to Run" by Martha and the Vandellas, "Too Many Fish in the Sea" by the Marvelettes, and two cuts from The Clash. But nothing elicits the taste & smell of my then-teenage angst like the movie's unofficial theme song - Van Morrison's "T. B. Sheets."
Naw, it ain't funny. It ain't funny at all, babe.

Merry Christmas Johnny Mathis (1958)
Alright, let's get down in it.
There's no short list of "definitive" Christmas songs or albums - every artist has their own and each one is somebody's favorite. I'll usually say this one's mine - mostly for his version of "Sleigh Ride" - but this album falls into that category I like best of flippy-flopping between Pop Xmas ("The Christmas Song," "Blue Christmas") and the spooky religious stuff ("What Child Is This?," "O Holy Night"). Johnny brings his trademark excitement to both avenues.
Still though, every version of "Winter Wonderland" sucks.

A Clockwork Orange (Soundtrack) Various Artists (1972)
This is another strong personal connection between weather/movie/movie music that may be unique to my taste, but I could still make an argument for its ambient validity.
I first took a look at the movie in November of 1995, and the damp fogginess of my own surroundings was identical to that of the near-future Britain depicted in the film. But aside from a serendipitous first viewing and matching visual components, W. Carlos's buzzy Moog moods (the "Title Music" and the "March" in particular) mirror the sinister, sadistic delight of chilly ultra-violence. Suffice to say Stanley may've had a knack for perfecting a flavor.

Scrooge (Soundtrack) Leslie Bricusse (1970)
Like I've talked about before, listening to a soundtrack is like having the movie with you whenever, wherever. And when it's the soundtrack to an all-out musical, you're practically watching the movie upon listening (short of actually watching it on some inadequate device). Clearly wouldn't be listening to this year-round (though songs like "I Hate People" and "Happiness" apply to day-to-day activities), but for your Holiday spirit, the grandiose "A Christmas Carol" is 100 proof undiluted milk of human kindness.



Punch-Drunk Love (Soundtrack) Jon Brion, Various Artists (2002)
The movie came out in November of 2002 (starting to smell a trend here?). So those somber harmonium notes are, in my mind, less indicative of Jeremy Blake's animated rainbows and better suited to the cold, black evenings of my sophomore year of college, hoping there was someone for me, as strange as I was...




ELO's Greatest Hits Electric Light Orchestra (1979)
Speaking of collegiate despair: my very first 'student film' that I wrote/directed/shot/edited was titled Mr. Blue Sky, which prominently featured the title song, as well as the band's "Telephone Line." And nothing immerses you in music like the writing/editing process.

For the purposes of consistency, stay tuned after the list for a look at the aforementioned video.



Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap AC/DC (1976)
AC/DC are like the Stones in that you can listen to them in any weather and feel adequately aroused. But, on a seasonal note (which is why we're gathered here today), "Ride On" is a bluesy, rare slow burn from the boys from Down Under that even-better compliments the cold sunshine.





Wish You Were Here Pink Floyd (1975)
Let's face it, this album's all about "Shine On You Crazy Diamond," and my serving suggestion is blur your eyes and lose focus in the swirling brown leaves in the blustery gusts of Autumn winds. And if you don't live in the appropriate climate or terrain, just listen and imagine. Some folks prefer drugs for this song/band - the more enlightened may realize that the music is the drug.
If that sounds pretentious, it should -- I'm not really a Floyd fan.




The Conversation (Soundtrack) David Shire (1974)
The movie is a 'soft' Christmas movie, but watching it every season (and its very prominent music score) has infiltrated my bloodstream in an elemental way. David Shire's score is like a main character, so like Scrooge and others, the music is a mobile version of the film, and also inseparable from the Big Holiday. And why not? The sparse piano ballads of "Whatever Was Arranged" and "The End of the Day," or the jazzy beats of "Harry Carried" and "Blues For Harry" all feel derivative of Vince Guaraldi's Charlie Brown Christmas melodies.




10.28.2019

Cradle of Fall

Blood and sage, a witch's delight
Fire and lust under a moonless light

Helpless children cast a child's spell
The living are the dead with stories to tell

Funsize Twix and jack-o-lantern holes
Dirty deals for greedy souls

Visions of the past through sacred doors
Stick to the road, stay off the moors 

Rivers of slime and storms of cold
Black autumn trees in the soil of old

Wicked ties and demon lies
Mixed signals from a devil's eyes

Strange smoke from a stranger's dwelling
Vile smelling and voices yelling prove to be quite telling

An apple tree orchard with no apples or trees
A cemetery of corpses with no rest or peace

Parts of death and breakfast at the kitchen table
Wolves are men until they are able

Plastic and colors mock the pain and grue
Vinegars and Arrows and Underground Blue

Shapes and boxes and faces of leather
Good Guy dolls and nightmares of sweater

The wine is red, the leaves are red
The eyes are red, the eyes are dead

Apple cider, pumpkin spice
Candy corn, maggots (or rice?)

Rubber bones dance on All Hallows' Eve
Vinyl creatures mourn as the departed grieve

Goblins gobble and slashers slash
Before too long it caught on in a flash

Lips of black and full of bite
Campers flee in the dead of night

Owls perched on a Poplar limb
Coffins open as the day grows dim

Joyous sights and smells of gore
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"

Ass to mouth and excess axes
Garlic and holy water and sunburnt ashes

All is quiet, all is dead
All is alive, now time for bed

- P

10.26.2019

BENNETT INVENTORY : 5 Horror Movies I Kinda Like

 

   We often write and list on here about things we deeply love or strongly hate. But there is a whole world out there of 'merely ok.' A decent portion of our dvd collection is compiled of features that are good, but not great. And that's ok. We don't have to be coming all over ourselves with every movie or hating everything to Bill Maher extremes. Sometimes you wanna pop in a movie to clean to, or work on a collage, or fool around. You'll focus in on a few fun scenes and ignore the rest. Tis the season to highlight a few scary ones. Or not-so-scary, but definitely put-on-and-cook worthy.

- Babes


I was super pumped to see this opening night. It wasn't only because I was a hormone-crazed teenager, but I was also seeing it with a sold out audience of other ridiculous teens. The other bajillion sequels never caught my attention. All that over-lit milling about the woods just bored the shit out of me. But you send this important, deformed killer-retard into space, and you've got my attention! Eye-wincing scenes or not, this movie definitely delivers to entertain you to the end, and you will likely laugh your ass off.


I wish I could prove that someone said, "Let's make a horror movie starring that cute little kid from Home Alone." Four weeks later they're sitting on a ramshackle script and they're casting. However rushed the movie feels or clumsy the dialogue sounds, the movie made about "Evil Macauley Culkin" lends a memorable performance. Culkin is truly vacant and unnerving in his deliveries. He succeeds where a lot of child actors have failed in the Horror genre. I like to think that he's tapping into his hatred of his father when getting into character.


More than this, I should say that I would probably watch any of these movies if they were on, but if I had to choose, I would always site this one as my favorite. It is definitely the most fun and most mean. Every character's death is gruesome, gory, and laughable. There's no real lagging dialogue scenes and has non-stop action right up to the very end.


Directed by academy award winner Bill Condon, this movie looks amazing. Sadly he did not write the screenplay so you have to ignore the idiotic storyline and focus on performances and cinematography. It definitely captures the hopelessness of the first one and leaves you feeling bleak and miserable.


This is obviously just a cash-in on the critical success of 28 Days Later, but it manages to take the story to a very interesting place. They took a very big risk keeping this sequel on another small scale/small cast. I admit that this movie actually scares me in a few scenes. I'm also such a sucker for kids in peril.