Does your celebrity crush say something about who you are? We think so. We don't know what it says, but it sounds smart. Or maybe we're just trying to apply logic to this otherwise juvenile endeavor.

We've done this before -- actually, we're kinda really doing it all the time; but this one's just in a more structured way. Besides, this is something (and we're talking to you now) that should be updated periodically; you can still carry feelings of obligatory commitment to your childhood heartthrobs, but the sad truth is that they've moved on, and you should too.

So where does that leave us?: some old favorites mixed in with some flavors-of-the-month -- just like all our lists. We've each kept it to a modest "10" - which is a much harsher challenge, because everyone's hawt. And if your Special Someone didn't make the list... good, more for us.
Paul's List
Este Haim
Sarah Silverman
Miley Cyrus
Kristen Schaal
Heather Graham
Anne Hathaway
Cate Blanchett
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
Lena Dunham
Anna Nicole Smith

Jess's List
Bill Hader
Kathryn Hahn
Joe Bob Briggs
David Harbour
Sophia Lillis
Adam Driver
Katie Kershaw
Owen Teague
Lana Del Rey
Jeff Goldblum



Bennett Media's BLUE CHRISTMAS





  • 1. of a color intermediate between green and violet, as of the sky or sea on a sunny day: "the clear blue sky"
  • 2. (of a person or mood) melancholy, sad, or depressed: informal "he's feeling blue"
  • 3. (of a movie, joke, or story) with sexual or pornographic content: informal "the blue movies are hugely profitable"
  • 4. rigidly religious or moralistic; puritanical.
Every year, our Christmastime theme is roughly the same: Christmas. But really, what the hell does that mean; celebrating the birth of Christ? Weaponizing Santa's judgmental nature? Enrolling in a Jelly of the Month club? In summation, it means whatever the hell you want it to mean - and whatever it is, it's gotta get by us!

And so, in this Choose Your Own Adventure year that we've had, we're confronting the compromised traditions we've been dealt by doing exactly that: making it our own. And in doing that, we've made it yours too! So, logically (and most likely predictably) this is going to be a sexy occasion; as we bend over & present to you: Bennett Media's BLUE CHRISTMAS.

Frankly, we're certain that you're all settled in and secure with your own traditions of watching Holiday movies and spinning menorahs, so really, what other lists or observations can we make regarding this very special time of year? The answer is: probably a bunch. But we're not. We're getting dirty instead. And in doing that, you are too! Don't worry, your family's not looking - they want nothing to do with you this year, so take your abandonment issues and seek intimacy in the arms of strangers. 

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