- Paul
Tony
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
He laments that he's "gotta get a new route", but his late night delivery to the sewer gate that is 122 and an eighth is easily the safest excursion on this list -- unbeknownst to him he's in the presence of the city's bravest heroes in a half shell. This actor, Michael Sisti, wore the Michelangelo suit in this movie as well as in Secret of the Ooze.
"Pizza Boy"
Home Alone
I was always of the mind that this kid didn't deserve any of this bullshit. I get that it's a prank and Kevin's literally playing it for our benefit but ever since the first time I saw it I found that this scene makes our protagonist that much less likable. You already stiffed him on the tip, the additional PTSD was unnecessary.
"Pizza Man"
Men at Work
Dean Cameron played a lotta obnoxious schlubs who were always luckier than they should've been. It isn't until he begins delivering for Pedro's Pizza and Pancakes that his luck runs out and he finds himself at the mercy of a crazed Keith David and battling mobsters at the city dump in the middle of the night. At least he got offered a slice of his own pie, which is unheard of.
Devo
I Love You to Death
I'm not sure that Joey's Pizza offered a delivery service, but if they did, between waiting and bussing tables, taking out the trash, taking care of the maggots, and attempting to murder his employer, I'm sure those duties would fall on Devo.
"Pizza Girl"
Slumber Party Massacre III
She's relieved of her delivery duties for Ciao Chow Pizza when a squirrelly young man bribes her to use the pies as a means of getting into the titular slumber party. She makes $46 out of the deal but that doesn't let her off the hook -- or drill, so to speak.
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