- Do you think Lee Daniels has a butler?
- Once you've reached the end of your wits, you just end up back at the beginning
- There's no room for Jell-O at the Inn
- Break the rules until you get caught. After that, make up excuses
- What's worse than Christian Rock? Christian Rap
- The second easiest way to carry a hat is on your friend's head
- Demons live in my teeth
- Dress the part
- Bad things come in threes. Good things come in me
- The guys in the white lab coats are always the first to go
- A single "oops" is an "oop"
- Technically, Michael Keaton has been robbed of about 5 Oscars
- Exercise your pinkies for an unforeseen event
- Pie is the best use of fruit
- Do you think John Carpenter has a thing?
- Criterion will always feel compromised for adding The Rock and Armageddon
- It's hard to make a movie in black and white without being pretentious
- The myth of Twin Peaks is better than the show
- As punishment, your tombstone will be in comic sans
- Stay off my back, or I will attack! (And you don't want that)
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