If you're one of the few people who's ever watched The Simpsons, you've probably noticed that you tend to gravitate towards certain episodes. Episodes that you like and know by heart. Episodes that, after a few hundred viewings, still make you laugh at certain points. Well, after much, much whittling, we've condensed each of our lists down to a solid ten, respectively. So tuck your pants into your socks and let the arguments fly. Can you see that I am serious?
1. You Only Move Twice - Season 8
Best Moment: Homer's brief but revealing quest to find sugar for his coffee.
2. Homer Badman - Season 6
Best Moment: The "dramatization" of Homer's Rock Bottom interview.
3. Bart's Girlfriend - Season 6
Best Moment: Following an incident with a glue truck, Marge and Homer have a short discussion about what may be troubling Bart.
4. Hurricane Neddy - Season 8
Best Moment: At the suggestion of Dr. Foster (a great supporting character), Homer confronts Ned in a hollow attempt to anger him.
5. Brother From the Same Planet - Season 4
Best Moment: Homer's female doppelganger joyfully sings "I am Woman" as she drives past a neglected Bart.
6. Lisa the Iconoclast - Season 7
Best Moment: Hollis Hurlbut bans Lisa and all her future descendants from the Springfield Historical Society for a period of three months.
7. Homer the Heretic - Season 4
Best Moment: The entire first act: "Delilah" in the shower, Moon Waffles, "These Things I Believe," and the discovery of a penny.
8. Selma's Choice - Season 4
Best Moment: A minor subplot depicting the love/hate relationship between Homer and the sandwich he can't seem to quit.
9. A Milhouse Divided - Season 8
Best Moment: Bart demonstrates a standard stunt by breaking a chair over Homer's head and shoulders.
10. Hungry Hungry Homer - Season 12
Best Moment: Homer wearily improvs a song in which he compares himself to Jesus Christ.
1. Kind Size Homer - Season 7
Best Moment: Homer gets excited by a free sample of fabric softener and washes his fat guy hat.
2. Homer the Heretic - Season 4
Best Moment: Ned tries to save Homer when his house is on fire.
3. Fear of Flying - Season 6
Best Moment: Marge tries to self-medicate her fears by watching movies depicting plane crash survivors.
4. Homer's Enemy - Season 6
Best Moment: After Homer proudly wins a contest that was set up to embarrass him, Frank Grimes finally snaps.
5. This Little Wiggy - Season 9
Best Moment: Marge is endeared by Ralph and touches his special area.
6. You Only Move Twice - Season 8
Best Moment: Hank Scorpio offers Homer sugar out of his pants.
7. Hurricane Neddy - Season 8
Best Moment: Ned feels blessed when the town has pitched in to build him a replacement house.
8. Homer Badman - Season 6
Best Moment: "Homer S: Portrait of An Ass Grabber"
9. Bart's Girlfriend - Season 6
Best Moment: Willy is an unwitting pawn in Skinner's set up for Bart.
10. Homer's Phobia - Season 8
Best Moment: Steelworkers work hard and play hard.