- Ang Lee is Angelina Jolie with the middle cut out
- Surprisingly, most of your problems are because of Winn-Dixie
- It's not believable that Young MC's best friend would be named Harry
- People care more about baby cows than baby chickens
- Fuck Little Debbie
- No longer do people describe a potential incident by saying, "That was a close shave!"
- Thursdays don't work for me
- Stuff happens on a show, while other stuff happens in a movie
- People who TiVo "Dancing With the Stars" also think Geico commercials are "witty."
- "Same Old Song and Dance" is Aerosmith's autobiography
- To be fair, they must now be referred to as The Wachowski Siblings
- Why is the word "recital" exclusive to children?
- "The Misbehavors" is the best thing Robert Rodriguez has done, and will ever do.
- "Buena Vista" is Spanish for "Disney"
- Did B.D. Wong and the rest of the Jurassic Park personnel get off the island? Nevermind the power outtages and the dinosaurs - no boat or plane could've made it through the typhoon.
- Crushed ice is not all it's cracked up to be
- The "Play" button and the "Pause" button have been combined to save time and money
- It's okay that it's not butter
- After midnight, only a few are going to let it all hang down
- Police doubt fire was accidental. Popular belief is that it was because of Winn-Dixie
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