Quick Ones

  • Ang Lee is Angelina Jolie with the middle cut out
  • Surprisingly, most of your problems are because of Winn-Dixie
  • It's not believable that Young MC's best friend would be named Harry
  • People care more about baby cows than baby chickens
  • Fuck Little Debbie
  • No longer do people describe a potential incident by saying, "That was a close shave!"
  • Thursdays don't work for me
  • Stuff happens on a show, while other stuff happens in a movie
  • People who TiVo "Dancing With the Stars" also think Geico commercials are "witty."
  • "Same Old Song and Dance" is Aerosmith's autobiography
  • To be fair, they must now be referred to as The Wachowski Siblings
  • Why is the word "recital" exclusive to children?
  • "The Misbehavors" is the best thing Robert Rodriguez has done, and will ever do.
  • "Buena Vista" is Spanish for "Disney"
  • Did B.D. Wong and the rest of the Jurassic Park personnel get off the island? Nevermind the power outtages and the dinosaurs - no boat or plane could've made it through the typhoon.
  • Crushed ice is not all it's cracked up to be
  • The "Play" button and the "Pause" button have been combined to save time and money
  • It's okay that it's not butter
  • After midnight, only a few are going to let it all hang down
  • Police doubt fire was accidental. Popular belief is that it was because of Winn-Dixie

1 comment:

MRanthrope said...

Buena Vista was the first Spanish word I learned...and I'm Mexican.

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