11.25.2020

BENNETT INVENTORY : Top 10 SEXIEST CELEBS ALIVE (OR DEAD)!


 
 Does your celebrity crush say something about who you are? We think so. We don't know what it says, but it sounds smart. Or maybe we're just trying to apply logic to this otherwise juvenile endeavor.

We've done this before -- actually, we're kinda really doing it all the time; but this one's just in a more structured way. Besides, this is something (and we're talking to you now) that should be updated periodically; you can still carry feelings of obligatory commitment to your childhood heartthrobs, but the sad truth is that they've moved on, and you should too.

So where does that leave us?: some old favorites mixed in with some flavors-of-the-month -- just like all our lists. We've each kept it to a modest "10" - which is a much harsher challenge, because everyone's hawt. And if your Special Someone didn't make the list... good, more for us.
 
 
Paul's List
 
Este Haim
 
Sarah Silverman
 
Miley Cyrus
 
Kristen Schaal
 
Heather Graham
 
Anne Hathaway
 
Cate Blanchett
 
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
 
Lena Dunham
 
Anna Nicole Smith

 
 
Jess's List
 
Bill Hader
 
Kathryn Hahn
 
Joe Bob Briggs
 
David Harbour
 
Sophia Lillis
 
Adam Driver
 
Katie Kershaw
 
Owen Teague
 
Lana Del Rey
 
Jeff Goldblum

 

11.21.2020

Bennett Media's BLUE CHRISTMAS

 blue

/blo͞o/

adjective

  • 1. of a color intermediate between green and violet, as of the sky or sea on a sunny day: "the clear blue sky"
  • 2. (of a person or mood) melancholy, sad, or depressed: informal "he's feeling blue"
  • 3. (of a movie, joke, or story) with sexual or pornographic content: informal "the blue movies are hugely profitable
  • 4. rigidly religious or moralistic; puritanical.
 
 
Every year, our Christmastime theme is roughly the same: Christmas. But really, what the hell does that mean; celebrating the birth of Christ? Weaponizing Santa's judgmental nature? Enrolling in a Jelly of the Month club? In summation, it means whatever the hell you want it to mean - and whatever it is, it's gotta get by us!

And so, in this Choose Your Own Adventure year that we've had, we're confronting the compromised traditions we've been dealt by doing exactly that: making it our own. And in doing that, we've made it yours too! So, logically (and most likely predictably) this is going to be a sexy occasion; as we bend over & present to you: Bennett Media's BLUE CHRISTMAS.

Frankly, we're certain that you're all settled in and secure with your own traditions of watching Holiday movies and spinning menorahs, so really, what other lists or observations can we make regarding this very special time of year? The answer is: probably a bunch. But we're not. We're getting dirty instead. And in doing that, you are too! Don't worry, your family's not looking - they want nothing to do with you this year, so take your abandonment issues and seek intimacy in the arms of strangers. 


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