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BENNETT INVENTORY : Top 10 SEXIEST CELEBS ALIVE (OR DEAD)!

 

 Does your celebrity crush say something about who you are? We think so. We don't know what it says, but it sounds smart. Or maybe we're just trying to apply logic to this otherwise juvenile endeavor.

We've done this before -- actually, we're kinda really doing it all the time; but this one's just in a more structured way. Besides, this is something (and we're talking to you now) that should be updated periodically; you can still carry feelings of obligatory commitment to your childhood heartthrobs, but the sad truth is that they've moved on, and you should too.

So where does that leave us?: some old favorites mixed in with some flavors-of-the-month -- just like all our lists. We've each kept it to a modest "10" - which is a much harsher challenge, because everyone's hawt. And if your Special Someone didn't make the list... good, more for us.

 

 

Paul's List

 

Este Haim

 

 

Sarah Silverman

 

 

Miley Cyrus

 

 

Kristen Schaal

 

 

Heather Graham

 

 

Anne Hathaway

 

 

Cate Blanchett

 

 

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen

 

 

Lena Dunham

 

 

Anna Nicole Smith

 

 

Jess's List

 

Bill Hader

 

 

Kathryn Hahn

 

 

Joe Bob Briggs

 

 

David Harbour

 

 

Sophia Lillis

 

 

Adam Driver

 

 

Katie Kershaw

 

 

Owen Teague

 

 

Lana Del Rey

 

 

Jeff Goldblum

 

Bennett Media's BLUE CHRISTMAS

 

blue

/blo͞o/

adjective

• 1. of a color intermediate between green and violet, as of the sky or sea on a sunny day: "the clear blue sky"
• 2. (of a person or mood) melancholy, sad, or depressed: informal "he's feeling blue"
• 3. (of a movie, joke, or story) with sexual or pornographic content: informal "the blue movies are hugely profitable"
  
• 4. rigidly religious or moralistic; puritanical.

 

 

Every year, our Christmastime theme is roughly the same: Christmas. But really, what the hell does that mean; celebrating the birth of Christ? Weaponizing Santa's judgmental nature? Enrolling in a Jelly of the Month club? In summation, it means whatever the hell you want it to mean - and whatever it is, it's gotta get by us!

And so, in this Choose Your Own Adventure year that we've had, we're confronting the compromised traditions we've been dealt by doing exactly that: making it our own. And in doing that, we've made it yours too! So, logically (and most likely predictably) this is going to be a sexy occasion; as we bend over & present to you: Bennett Media's BLUE CHRISTMAS.

Frankly, we're certain that you're all settled in and secure with your own traditions of watching Holiday movies and spinning menorahs, so really, what other lists or observations can we make regarding this very special time of year? The answer is: probably a bunch. But we're not. We're getting dirty instead. And in doing that, you are too! Don't worry, your family's not looking - they want nothing to do with you this year, so take your abandonment issues and seek intimacy in the arms of strangers. 

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