11.21.2020

Bennett Media's BLUE CHRISTMAS

 blue

/blo͞o/

adjective

  • 1. of a color intermediate between green and violet, as of the sky or sea on a sunny day: "the clear blue sky"
  • 2. (of a person or mood) melancholy, sad, or depressed: informal "he's feeling blue"
  • 3. (of a movie, joke, or story) with sexual or pornographic content: informal "the blue movies are hugely profitable
  • 4. rigidly religious or moralistic; puritanical.
 
 
Every year, our Christmastime theme is roughly the same: Christmas. But really, what the hell does that mean; celebrating the birth of Christ? Weaponizing Santa's judgmental nature? Enrolling in a Jelly of the Month club? In summation, it means whatever the hell you want it to mean - and whatever it is, it's gotta get by us!

And so, in this Choose Your Own Adventure year that we've had, we're confronting the compromised traditions we've been dealt by doing exactly that: making it our own. And in doing that, we've made it yours too! So, logically (and most likely predictably) this is going to be a sexy occasion; as we bend over & present to you: Bennett Media's BLUE CHRISTMAS.

Frankly, we're certain that you're all settled in and secure with your own traditions of watching Holiday movies and spinning menorahs, so really, what other lists or observations can we make regarding this very special time of year? The answer is: probably a bunch. But we're not. We're getting dirty instead. And in doing that, you are too! Don't worry, your family's not looking - they want nothing to do with you this year, so take your abandonment issues and seek intimacy in the arms of strangers. 


1 comment:

Taylor said...

me: not a menorah, they spin a dreidel.
Bennett: Oh my God Peyton, you want me to fry you up some potato pancakes? Some latkas?
me: For me and my Jewish son of God on Christmas, yes!

hahaha

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