7.25.2020

THE WARP ZONE : Star Road


Hey, we were cleaning out the attic and lookit what we found: more of this stuff.

If you're anything like us, you enjoy the hell outta this kinda thing - and thankfully the topics are endless. The only tricky part is trying to keep it all-encompassing so that no one's left out in the cold. But we know you know your shit (as you clearly demonstrated on the last "Warp"), so feel free to steal this and spread it like a pandemic - and if you don't follow us on Facebook, follow us on Facebook, and if you post yours to Facebook, tag us on Facebook.
There. Now Zuck owes us four dollars.

Christopher Walken role
Paul: Pulp Fiction
Jess: True Romance

Film of 1977
Paul: Eraserhead
Jess: Suspiria

HAIM sister
Paul: Este
Jess: Danielle

2010s Spielberg
Paul: Lincoln
Jess: The Post

80s Metal Band
Paul: Scorpions
Jess: Def Leppard

Candy bar
Paul: Zagnut
Jess: Kit Kat Big Kat

Looney Tunes character
Paul: Wile E. Coyote
Jess: Gossamer

90s Madonna
Paul: "Rain"
Jess: "I'll Remember"

McDonald's sandwich
Paul: Big Mac
Jess: Filet-o-Fish

Best Picture Winner
Paul: No Country For Old Men
Jess: The Silence of the Lambs

Gremlins 2 Gremlin
Paul: Bat Gremlin
Jess: Spider Mohawk

Beer
Paul: Miller
Jess: Angry Orchard


BONUS STAGE

Chunky or Smooth
Paul: Chunky
Jess: Smooth

Mario or Zelda
Paul: Zelda
Jess: Mario

Miller's Crossing or Barton Fink
Paul: Barton Fink
Jess: Barton Fink

Rubber Soul or Revolver
Paul: Rubber Soul
Jess: Revolver

Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm
Paul: Seinfeld
Jess: Curb Your Enthusiasm

Simon & Garfunkel or Hall & Oates
Paul: Hall & Oates
Jess: Simon & Garfunkel

It (2017, 2019) or Stranger Things (2016 - present)
Paul: Stranger Things
Jess: Stranger Things

Chicken skin or pizza crust
Paul: Chicken skin
Jess: Pizza crust

Proton Pack or Lightsaber
Paul: Proton Pack
Jess: Proton Pack

Bill and Ted or Wayne and Garth
Paul: Wayne and Garth
Jess: Wayne and Garth

Mountains or ocean
Paul: Mountains
Jess: Ocean

Eagles or Steely Dan
Paul: Eagles
Jess: Steely Dan

Mozart or Beethoven
Paul: Beethoven
Jess: Mozart

Tube tops or miniskirts
Paul: Miniskirts
Jess: Miniskirts

Predator (1987) or Terminator 2 (1991)
Paul: Terminator 2
Jess: Predator

Cheez Whiz or Whipped Cream
Paul: Cheez Whiz
Jess: Whipped Cream

50s Rockabilly or 70s Punk
Paul: 50 Rockabilly
Jess: 70s Punk

Gigantic Asses or American Breast Enthusiast
Paul: Gigantic Asses
Jess: American Breast Enthusiast

French fries or coleslaw
Paul: French fries
Jess: French fries

Kelly Kapowski or Topanga Lawrence
Paul: Kelly Kapowski
Jess: Topanga Lawrence


CHALLENGING STAGE

Movies from the year you graduated high school
Paul:
The Pledge
Ghost World
Mulholland Drive
Jess:
Far From Heaven
The Good Girl
Secretary

Songs from Quentin movies
Paul:
"Staggolee" - Pacific Gas & Electric
"I Got a Name" - Jim Croce
"Surf Rider" - The Lively Ones
Jess:
"Hold Tight" - Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, & Tich
"Cat People (Putting Out the Fire)" - Giorgio Moroder & David Bowie
"A Silhouette of Doom" - Ennio Morricone

Lost characters
Paul:
Locke
The Man in Black
Claire
Jess:
Desmond
Jack
Ben

Directed by Steven Soderbergh
Paul:
The Limey
Haywire
Bubble
Jess:
Traffic
Solaris
The Limey

Breakfast menu
Paul:
Buttered toast
Scrambled eggs
Pancakes
Jess:
Home Fries
Butter rum muffin
French Toast

Songs by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Paul:
"Long As I Can See the Light"
"Proud Mary"
"I Heard it Through the Grapevine"
Jess:
"Bad Moon Rising"
"Midnight Special"
"Up Around the Bend"

Toni Collette roles
Paul:
The Sixth Sense
Shaft
Muriel's Wedding
Jess:
Velvet Goldmine
The Sixth Sense
About a Boy

Make your own sundae
Paul:
Hot fudge
Peanut butter
Reese's Pieces
Jess:
Caramel
Reese's Pieces
Hot fudge


1 comment:

Jacob Spickelmire said...

Bridge of Spies is miles better than both Lincoln and the Post, honestly. And I cannot wrap my head around how a fan of the original Solaris could enjoy that horrid remake but hey, that's the fun of these things.

Also, gigantic asses.

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