- Why does the bathroom water taste different than the kitchen water?
- In 2015, we'll use garbage to fuel our cars. However, Texaco Stations will still exist
- White-rimmed sunglasses are for girls
- Marshmallow Fluff needs an animated mascot
- When they detonate a bomb over the ocean, you think about the fish
- Is this burning an eternal flame, or should I have it looked at?
- Kate Upton used to be Estella Warren
- Drink coasters are for pussies
- Woodsie the Owl and the Tootsie Pop owl have different agendas
- Ice coffee is an abomination
- Garbage men will take away diapers, condoms, and dead bodies, but not a television
- Studio logos are getting out of hand
- Bjork wrote the Love Boat theme
- Corn Chex and Rice Chex are comparable
- Jackets are cooler than coats
- Don't cry over spilled milk - get even with the cow
- Support your local bully
- Why isn't Krackel available in regular size?
- There haven't been any cool serial killers since the 1980s
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