5.30.2025

Summer Starter Pack 2025


This may be the easiest (and sleaziest) Starter Pack we've ever assembled - this summer's theme practically writes itself. But alas, it can't all be Miami Vice and Giorgio Moroder for the entirety of this ride - that would be too easy, and also embarrassingly predictable. Under the shade of this specific palm tree there is so much media to explore and absorb that it was almost a challenge in choosing which activities to champion. Almost. 

If this is your first time joining us: the Starter Pack is an annual serial of sorts that details a very small handful of potential plans for the season ahead: stuff we hope to watch, listen to, eat, drink, read, etc. to further tailor the Summer experience to fit in with the predetermined mood. Usually the details of these adventures are documented on Facebook and Instagram as a way for you to join in - either contemporaneously or on your own journey. Mostly, though, this is just a promise to ourselves to try & stick to a plan - we always fully intend for everything to pan out but we continue to reserve the right to walk away in 30 seconds flat if we feel the heat around the corner. 

- Paul


Shadows, Atanas

More than anything else, the real driving force of our Violent Fantasies is going to be music; can't really have a Synthwave Summer without a lotta synth, and that opens the doors to a vast library of artists and albums. One such album that fits into the groove is Shadows by Atanas Ilitch. Some of you may already be familiar with this album or are at least aware of it, but in any case: Atanas Ilitch will forever be best known for his role as The Driller Killer in the 1987 Musical Horror Comedy Slumber Party Massacre II, but the year before that masterpiece came out, Atanis gave us this: 10 Electro Pop Rock tracks with titles like "Talk to Me Like the Rain" and "Shoot the Gun" that will seamlessly integrate themselves into the mood of the moment. I've been sitting on this sealed original pressing from '86 and I'm struggling to find the courage to open it (I really wanna get a look at that "full color poster"). Luckily for me (and you) I can ride that fence forever if I need to because, in the meantime, the entire Shadows album can be found on YouTube. (That link's not mine, but when it finally dies you can come over and we can tear that cellophane and spin the vinyl.)


UNCLE TNUC

If our Summer theme of a neon-hued Crime aesthetic and Glam Metal groupies is your kinda vibe, you may wanna pay a visit to Uncle TNUC ("tee-nuk"), a Wordpress blog that surfs this wave all night and parties every day. Over the years, those nights & days have been spent reviewing Erotic Thrillers, tracking down relics of Hard Rock, eating pizza, drinking beer, and paying tribute to the likes of Garth Algar's bedroom, Nintendo's Power Glove, and Uncle Buck's car. His social media reach lands in all the usual places though he's probably best known for meticulously curated music playlists dedicated to topics like Horror Movie Metal, Vampire Rock, Prostitutes, and Enya. This is all just the tab of the Coors can - the Uncle's been around for over 15 years so there's a lotta bikini bods and guitar gods to sift through all summer long. 


Russ Meyer on Blu-ray!

This may not fit in with the overall atmosphere we're aiming for, but at its core this is entirely a Summertime activity; as many (or all) of you are aware, Severin made my dreams come true by partnering with The Russ Meyer Trust and the Museum of Modern Art to restore and release the late auteur's filmography. Since Fall of 2024 they've put out discs of Vixen, Supervixens, Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens, Motorpsycho, and Up!, and while I couldn't pre-order them fast enough, they've sat wiggle-jiggle-free on my shelves since they've arrived, because nobody but nobody wants to watch skin flick sexcapade hijinks in February. So, the pressure's been cumulating and the excitement's been building and my sights are set on Summer as fertile ground for a massive Bosomania marathon that promises to Erupt With Excitement


TV After Dark

Securing movies and music that compliment the desired ambience of this summer's subject matter will be fun, though not very challenging; we're very much in touch with our Violent Fantasies. With TV we have to get a little creative as to what qualifies, then locate it, then lock in. In the past the goal has often been to embrace a series we're not already exhaustedly familiar with, so there's always a bit of a gamble in regards to a.) will it fit in with the theme, and b.) will we even like it. So again, the obvious Miami Vice aside, off the top of my head I'm thinking Silk Stalkings, Magnum P.I., La Femme Nikita, China Beach, Knight Rider, Red Shoe Diaries, and with any luck, the notoriously illusive Baywatch Nights. I think by this point you get the overall aura we're going for here so if you have any recommendations, lick your lips and whisper tawdry suggestions in my ear. 

5.27.2025

Bennett Media's VIOLENT FANTASIES

The sun goes down. The night rolls in. Summer is on the horizon and it's time to act cool. This season it's all about danger and desire. Cold steel and hot pursuit. Crime scenes and sex scenes. Synth and sax. Neon pinks and baby blues. Angels with switchblades and outlaws with 8 balls. All cops are bad, all criminals are bad. Call it Vaporwave, call it Outrun, call it Retrofuturism - we call it Bennett Media's VIOLENT FANTASIES; three months of drug lords, cyborgs, and ladies of the night, set to electronic beats and keytar solos. It's this aesthetic that will inform most of our film/TV/music consumption for the duration, and hopefully inspire some suitable projects that keep with the vibe. Feel free to join in, but if you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far.  

5.23.2025

NAME THAT MOVIE!

Apologies to the handful of you who actually participate in this game - clearly we've spent too much time eating junk and watching rubbish to keep up. And now we're here to tell you that this trend is probably not going anywhere; our Summer Series is coming up and it's a theme we're really excited about and hopefully proves to be as much of a distraction for you as it will be for us. 

Everyone joined together to complete the last set - which was clearly on the tougher side but that only ever becomes evident after the fact; we can't know what you've seen or how much you retain. Technically that burden still falls on you; we don't make these damn movies, we just hold up the mirror - it's your job to watch them and memorize each frame. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. 
 
 

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