CHRISTMAS KILLS

How was your Halloween season? Did you eat all the foods and watch all the shows? Did you pig out on Paydays to People Under the Stairs? Did you binge The Purge? Did you Transylvania Twist at 20,000 feet? Cuz we sure as heckfire did and we're having a tough time shakin' it off; we still got the Heebie Jeebies runnin' all through us, and tryna exorcise has been like a wet pumpkin seed on a linoleum floor.

So we thought, "Hey, we're adults kinda. Who says we have to lay this vibe to rest on a certain date? Let's keep it going!" So, let's keep a-goin'!

Welcome back to the Spooky Season as we give you CHRISTMAS KILLS - some refashioned reindeer games to help ease the good suffering of post-holiday blues. I mean, sure, there's plenty of "Holiday Horror" stuff to blur the lines for the casual dabbler, but our plans are to shoot you in the foot and let it bleed. We're pressing on with the guts and the gory like Santa's not watching - a mistletoe massacre so creepy that Tim Burton may be forced to take legal action.

We're not entirely sure what this means in terms of output, but this is the frame of mind we're comfortable in for the foreseeable future. We've obviously retired all the clear-cut October institutions (pumpkins, candy corn, Michael Myers) but apparently there's a whole bloody mess of new material out there that, if timed correctly, could become regular Yuletide practice.

Trust us, there's plenty of room this season between the leg lamps and Lou Whos for a decapitation or two.