THE WARP ZONE : Ropey Rampage

Summer's coming to a close and our luck with Ms. Duffy is running dry. So we thought we'd do a little recon and tally the beer and skittles of this past season (and beyond) with another trip down The Warp Zone.

Finish your sprouts and come out and play, because tomorrow's a school day.

Breakfast Cereal

Paul: Honey Bunches of Oates

Jess: Blueberry Chex

Boy Meets World character

Paul: Mr. Feeny

Jess: Shawn Hunter

Summer Horror

Paul: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

Jess: The Lost Boys

Aquatic life

Paul: Jellyfish

Jess: Giant Squid

Concert movie

Paul: Monterey Pop

Jess: Stop Making Sense

Popsicle Flavor

Paul: Blue

Jess: Orange

Monty Python cast member

Paul: Terry Jones

Jess: John Cleese

2nd favorite Ninja Turtle

Paul: Donatello

Jess: Donatello

Song from a Musical

Paul: "Ive Got a Golden Ticket" - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Jess: "The Origin of Love" - Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Sandwich

Paul: Ham, cheese, mayo

Jess: Fluffernutter 

Movie from 2019

Paul: The Lighthouse

Jess: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Pornographic performer

Paul: Jeanna Fine

Jess: Sasha Grey

BONUS STAGE

Joan Jett or Chrissy Hynde

Paul: Chrissy Hynde

Jess: Joan Jett

Linnea Quigley or Barbara Crampton

Paul: Linnea

Jess: Linnea

The beach or the arcade

Paul: Arcade

Jess: Beach

It (1990) or The Stand (1994)

Paul: It

Jess: It

The feel of the ocean or the taste of champagne

Paul: Champagne

Jess: Ocean

The Vanishing (1988) or The Vanishing (1993)

Paul: '93

Jess: '88

Parades or fireworks

Paul: Fireworks

Jess: Fireworks

Ren or Stimpy

Paul: Ren

Jess: Ren

Mountain Dew or crab juice

Paul: Crab juice

Jess: Mountain Dew

Apples or oranges

Paul: Apples

Jess: Oranges

Time travel to the future or the past

Paul: Past

Jess: Future

Skyscraper or Body of Evidence

Paul: Skyscraper

Jess: Body of Evidence

Leo or Brad

Paul: Leo

Jess: Leo

Pizza or cheesesteak

Paul: Cheesesteak Pizza(!)

Jess: Pizza

Gordon Ramsey or Paul Hollywood

Paul: Gordon

Jess: Gordon

Reform School Girls or Switchblade Sisters

Paul: Reform School Girls

Jess: Reform School Girls

Alien: Resurrection or Alien: Covenant

Paul: Resurrection

Jess: Resurrection 

Fear (1996) or The Fear (1995)

Paul: Fear

Jess: Fear

David Bowie or The Rolling Stones

Paul: Stones

Jess: Bowie

Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul

Paul: Breaking Bad

Jess: Better Call Saul

CHALLENGING STAGE

Beach movies

Paul:

Point Break

Summer Rental

Savage Beach

Jess:

Captain Ron

Malibu Express

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Summer night songs

Paul:

"Cool Night" Paul Davis

"Baby Come Back" Player

"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" Hall & Oates

Jess:

"Listen" Tears for Fears

"Nightcall" Kavinsky

"In the Air Tonight" Phil Collins

Hot & sweaty TV episodes

Paul:

"The Game" Saved by the Bell

"Life's a Beach" Married... With Children

"Soultaker" Mystery Science Theater 3000

Jess:

"Summer of 4'2"" The Simpsons

"The Lake" The Wonder Years

"The Call" The Adventures of Pete & Pete 

Summer foods

Paul:

Hot dogs

Macaroni salad

Chocolate/vanilla twist soft serve

Jess:

Vanilla bean ice cream w/caramel sauce

Lobster roll

Beach Fries

Boutique blu-ray blind buys

Paul:

Sudden Fury - Vinegar Syndrome

Night Killer - Severin

Shock 'em Dead - Slasher Video

Jess:

Demon Wind - Vinegar Syndrome

Blood Rage - Arrow

Ghosthouse - Scream Factory

Songs by The Beach Boys

Paul:

"Don't Worry Baby"

"Good Vibrations"

"All Summer Long"

Jess:

"Sail On, Sailor"

"I Get Around"

"Good Vibrations"

Movies from the year you were born

Paul:

The Right Stuff

Easy Money

Return of the Jedi

Jess:

The Hunger

The King of Comedy

Videodrome 

Campouts

Paul:

The Blair Witch Project

Southern Comfort

Deliverance

Jess:

The Blair Witch Project

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Camp Nowhere