3.28.2011

Quick ones

  • True Romance is the perfect 16 year-old girl movie
  • Without the slo-mo, 300 would be 17 minutes long
  • Robert Zemeckis blew it
  • I will no longer let My Love Open The Door
  • Kate Winslet will be naked
  • Nic Cage is still good - it's the movies that got bad
  • I don't want to hear your thoughts on Mulholland Drive
  • If a movie is adapted from a reality show, is it a documentary? If so, does it become prestigious?
  • The problem may be the Hulk was never that cool of a super hero to begin with
  • I'm old enough to remember when Se7en had a "v" in the title
  • Sid Haig should play a police captain
  • A movie without credits seems really pure
  • Imagine Michael Caine saying, "Albuquerque will be obliterated."
  • Elias Koteas is better than your favorite actor
  • Why don't animals just use their real names in the movie?
  • 555 phone numbers immediately take me out of the movie
  • Batman & Robin wasn't believable
  • If you cut the wrong wire on a bomb, it makes the time speed up. How does that happen?
  • It's impossible to make a cult movie
  • A photo gallery is a poor special feature

4 comments:

Joey said...

* True Romance is the perfect 16 year-old girl movie

-- I'd say True Romance is the perfect love story, as well.

* Nic Cage is still good - it's the movies that got bad

-- I've thought about this too much, and I've come to the conclusion that his decision-making regarding with projects to take has gotten bad (not him as an actor / entertainer).

* I'm old enough to remember when Se7en had a "v" in the title

-- Yeah, when did that change?

* 555 phone numbers immediately take me out of the movie

-- Amen.

Aaron Cameron Dawson said...

that statement regarding Mulholland Drive - should be a shirt.

Unknown said...

See the thing about Mulholland Drive is that Lynch's use of...

Mr Fist said...

Answers

* I must see it sometime.
* Someone's been counting.
* But there's always a chance to come back.
* ?
* Hallelujah!
* No love for Knowing I see.
* Aww...
* The real question is, does it become good?
* That's a superhero?
* The cause will never be found.
* Sweet!
* mmmMMMmmm good.
* Wait... wait... there we go.
* Apparantly so.
* Tangentally related Stockholm Syndrome?
* Agreed!
* And the others aren't?
* Whoever made that bomb has no shame.
* Not intentionally anyway.
* Agreed! 2: The Sequel.