6.11.2010

BENNETT INVENTORY : What We've Learned From The Movies


1. The night is darkest before the dawn
2. Bad guys aim for the ground in front of you
3. Aliens understand the significance of the White House
4. Dr. Alan Grant won't leave you
5. Kids are creepy
6. Prostitution is romantic
7. The kid you picked on in middle school will kill all your friends on a national holiday
8. Big Kahuna Burger doesn't have a breakfast menu

9. His name is Robert Paulson
10. Never ever feed them after midnight
11. Rebellion wins the girl
12. Conformity wins the boy
13. Stay on target
14. Anything other than the heart & the head is a flesh wound
15. Beware the moon
16. If it bleeds we can kill it
17. Don't cross the streams

18. They all float
19. A chocolate bar weighs 21 grams
20. The human head weighs 8 pounds
21. Forts don't got carpet
22. It's your baby
23. Marry & reproduce

24. A boy's best friend is his mother
25. A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man
26. There is no spoon
27. Don't fall asleep

28. Charlie don't surf
29. Lick your palms
30. The eye in the sky is watching us all

12 comments:

Mr Fist said...

Words of wisdom Lloyd, words of wisdom.

Jacob said...

31. Neil McCauley ain't never goin' back

32. Its not going to stop until you wise up

33. Nobody puts baby in a corner

34. Tom Cruise can't handle the truth

35. In the future, androids won't want to be androids

36. Jack Nicholson isn't going to hurt you, he's just going to bash your brains in

37. If it 9:45, I'd think it were after midnight

38. Gluttony comes before Pride

39. There's no place like home

40. In Heaven everything is fine

joeymauro said...

41. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley.

42. History is gonna change.

43. Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.

44. Always Be Closing.

45. You. Have. No. Brain. No judgment calls are necessary.

46. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

47. He doesn't Like you.

48. I don't like you either.

49. Don't call me "lady".

50. Johnny Depp WILL have a different hairstyle every time you see him

I don't think I'm very good at this...

Jacob said...

I dunno joey I'm kinda mad I didn't think of the Always be closing.

Paul Proulx + Jessica Sargent said...

Matt Damon WILL have the same haircut every time you see him

Jacob said...

Woody Allen has been killing spiders since he was 30

Nick Naney said...

plastics

Luke said...

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.

Boris Karloff doesn't deserve to smell Bela Lugosi's crap.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Howard Beale is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.

Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not widely reported.

It puts the lotion on the skin.

Mr Fist said...

The past ain't through with us.

Beagles love blueberrys.

Remember Sammy Jankis.

The house always wins.

Just say 'bingo'.

Accept the reality of the world with which you are presented.

God gave us violence to wage in his honor.

Sean said...

Don't you fucking look at Frank Booth

The Swiss only got the cuckoo clock

Creepy houses are always open to teenagers

Quint will need a bigger boat

Follow the money

The black guy almost always dies

Daniel Plainview will drink your milkshake

The Joker is tonight's entertainment

Shooting the bad guy in the chest before walking away never kills him

Trent said...

It's dangerous to confuse children with angels.

Skadoosh said...

A vote for Tracy Flick is a vote for yourself.

He's a peeping tom.

The Zodiac evidence is circumstantial.

They must be over the rainbow.

Raymond K. Hessel's breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

Ed Wood lost his pearlies in the war.

That's all I got...

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