3.28.2011

Quick ones

  • True Romance is the perfect 16 year-old girl movie
  • Without the slo-mo, 300 would be 17 minutes long
  • Robert Zemeckis blew it
  • I will no longer let My Love Open The Door
  • Kate Winslet will be naked
  • Nic Cage is still good - it's the movies that got bad
  • I don't want to hear your thoughts on Mulholland Drive
  • If a movie is adapted from a reality show, is it a documentary? If so, does it become prestigious?
  • The problem may be the Hulk was never that cool of a super hero to begin with
  • I'm old enough to remember when Se7en had a "v" in the title
  • Sid Haig should play a police captain
  • A movie without credits seems really pure
  • Imagine Michael Caine saying, "Albuquerque will be obliterated."
  • Elias Koteas is better than your favorite actor
  • Why don't animals just use their real names in the movie?
  • 555 phone numbers immediately take me out of the movie
  • Batman & Robin wasn't believable
  • If you cut the wrong wire on a bomb, it makes the time speed up. How does that happen?
  • It's impossible to make a cult movie
  • A photo gallery is a poor special feature

4 comments:

  1. JoeyMarch 29, 2011 at 6:41 AM

    * True Romance is the perfect 16 year-old girl movie

    -- I'd say True Romance is the perfect love story, as well.

    * Nic Cage is still good - it's the movies that got bad

    -- I've thought about this too much, and I've come to the conclusion that his decision-making regarding with projects to take has gotten bad (not him as an actor / entertainer).

    * I'm old enough to remember when Se7en had a "v" in the title

    -- Yeah, when did that change?

    * 555 phone numbers immediately take me out of the movie

    -- Amen.

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  2. Aaron Cameron DawsonMarch 30, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    that statement regarding Mulholland Drive - should be a shirt.

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  3. UnknownApril 4, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    See the thing about Mulholland Drive is that Lynch's use of...

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  4. Mr FistApril 5, 2011 at 2:43 AM

    Answers

    * I must see it sometime.
    * Someone's been counting.
    * But there's always a chance to come back.
    * ?
    * Hallelujah!
    * No love for Knowing I see.
    * Aww...
    * The real question is, does it become good?
    * That's a superhero?
    * The cause will never be found.
    * Sweet!
    * mmmMMMmmm good.
    * Wait... wait... there we go.
    * Apparantly so.
    * Tangentally related Stockholm Syndrome?
    * Agreed!
    * And the others aren't?
    * Whoever made that bomb has no shame.
    * Not intentionally anyway.
    * Agreed! 2: The Sequel.

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